I hope I'm dreaming, 'cause this can't be awake I hope I'm dead, just for my sake Who knew all this would come, from a dirty gun Son of a bitch who thought he was a cowboy The mad hatter bashing your face again Look into his eyes to see where evil lives Bullet through window, and down the rabbit hole This is one f**ked up fairy tale
(Chorus:) Hey you! Black and blue, Don't end up like Alice Hey you! Black and blue, Watch out, you'll end up like Alice
You'll get what's coming, you and your children The wicked witch has OD'ed on pills again And the Dragon, lights up a cigarette He's blowing smoke right into your face again It's off with her head, her snakes are seething The big bad wolf is rabid and teething Bullet through window, and down the rabbit hole This is one f**ked up fairy tale
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Little pig, little pig Put her down She's slapped around, choked and drowned