Vsem patsykam na motsike posvyashchayetsya A tem, komu ne ulybayetsya, pust' prisnitsya S pizdy resnitsa, khuli, kha
Opa, nikhuya se, a kuda ya yedu? Khuyachu k patsanam, na, a v derevnyu k dedu, Elektron vezot, vot menya prot Slyshu, urod kakoy-to v tambure blyuyet. Verish' ty mne, suka, real'no do pizdy YA ne sportsmen, no mogu vlomit' pizdy Yesli ty derzkiy, yept, ty dokhuya grubyy, Poluchish' ty v nos? Kha. Vopros glupyy Tak vot koroche, kha, za che bazar to moy A pro moyu derevnyu, i pro moy dom rodnoy Yedu v elektrone, vo rtu dymitsya sishka Segodnya zabukhayu i vyyebu Irishku
O-pa, o-paa, sroslas' pizda i zhopa Etogo ne mozhet byt' - promezhutok zh' dolzhen byt'. O-pa, o-pa, kha, zhuravli leteli, Kto-to yobnul po zatylku, valenki sleteli
Okuchivat' kartoshku zastavlyu ya Antoshku A sam poydu k sosedu, nakhuy, nakatit' brazhku Vstanu v kakashku, vstrechu Natashku Za sin'koy k Ivanu - napolnyayem flyazhku Korovy vse podoyeny, gryadki vse polity Pod zvozdami gulyayut derevenskiye bandity. Romantika, pizdets, sobaki layat' zayebali A normal'nyye potsy pod zaborom zabukhali P'yem samogonchik, zakusyvayem lukom Na ogonok v predbannik, kha, k mestnym sukam. Doyarochkam, devochkam, dognat'sya molochkom Vot - moya derevnya. Nu, budem!
Bodryachkoooom, o-pa, opa, Zharenyye raki, My galopom devki k vam, rasslablyayte sraki. Opa, opa, zelenaya krapiva Dvadtsat' let - a sisek net, Nu eto zh ne krasivo.
A von zakhodit Vovik, Blya, v rukakh litrovik Padayet na meste i blyuyet na kovrik. Pazyr' vysykhayet: my na vsekh prigovorili Orem na vsyu derevnyu, a pro Vovika zabyli Vot moye selo na, vot moy dom rodnoy Komu-to dal v litso za bazar gniloy V dome greyet pechka, iz truby dymok A ya litsom votknulsya v volosatyy pirozhok A utrom, blya, prosnulsya khuy znayet gde Ves', yebat', pomyatyy, ves', yebat', v govne V golove kirpich, vot ono skazalos' A nikhuya sebe, pizdets A kak vse nachinalos', na khuy tak to pit'!