Hello. Did you miss me? I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweet corn out of this It's hard to be humble When you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier Male chauvenist pig?
I'm gonna milk it 'til I turn it into cheese So tell your babes in arms and O.A.P's come take a piece of me
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands 'Cause you just met The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man
Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me? I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Give in and love it What's the point in hating me You can't argue with popularity Well, you could, but you'd be wrong
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph Though it's not for me Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame Then I'm outta here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated
Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands
Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man