Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice bitch, you wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice bitch, weeding out the weak with agriculture educational, got me eating seeds and i aint talking bout felatio, i'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow, i aint about the oven or the microwave grills but i know a little bit about the culinary skills required, if you wanna roll with the frying pan, gotta fry with the heart of a china man, anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick this shit tastes like vagina man now i aint no gordon ramsey but i make the best damn rice you pansies a bitch like me came from japan see coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties so if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of shit they just keep coming back for more you'd think jehova's witnesses, they call me the grain man, ancient ritual praying can, help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table huh have some of my grain and i aint talking about the fucking headaches you get on the morning after fridays i throw this rice like bridesmaids STIR, FRY X 8 CHIN CHIN X 8