Розовый Чувак - Песня о жизни джамбула | Текст песни

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PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina,
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas,
so fucking delicate like mommy's fine china,
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up!
I got a message for these little fags trynna
be a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe, looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube.
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2. (Ooo)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods. (OoOoOoo)
Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna.
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch,
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch. (Ew, oh my god.)
And if you think you're fucking grown up, keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora.
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip, stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch.
Go outside and ride a bike or something,
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING!
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes,
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses.
Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot,
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home,
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome,
And then look at tutorials oh how to hang yourself at home.
And then you can hang yourself.
Is-Is that the end of the story?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son.

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