A Excuse me. B Yes? A What time is it, please? B It’s nine past twenty. A Sorry? Nine past twenty? B Yes, that’s right. Nine past twenty. A Oh. And what month is it, please? B Month? It’s Lirpa, of course. A Sorry, I don’t understand. What does Lirpa mean? B Lirpa? It’s the month next to Yam. A Oh! Where are you from? B Here, of course. A And where’s here? B Where we are now. Here is here and there is over there. A And what’s here called? B Kcab. A Sorry, how do you spell that? B T-H-A-T. A No, the name of this place. B K-C-A-B. A What? B Kcab. Here everything is back to front!