Xena: Warrior Princess (Joxer the Mighty brothel version)
Joxer the Mighty, Master of virility, Every woman wants him, He's so sexy it's a sin, If you want a special tryst, He's the man you can't resist, By every measure he's a prize! Joxer: Just check out my shoe size! Just check out his shoe size! Joxer: A-Ha! Joxer... Joxer the Mighty!
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Joxer the Mighty, Capain of debauchery Never seems to get enough, Of our tantalizing stuff If you need some company, With Joxer there's a guarantee, Joxer: Of the highest potency! Wench: Heck, I'd even work for free! Leah: Take your filthy hands off me!!! He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!