Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad? Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad They're fake and phony and totally wrong Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough In our family videos we have clearly seen you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.
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Bart: Mom was right, your singing's a sin You're as les misérable as Lee Marvin Marge: Sure your dad's singing could make your hair curl but you too Bart have sung and danced like a girl Bart: Eep.
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Lisa: That was pretty bad Bart, but it could have been worse you could have been carrying a sequined verse Bart: I hate to dance, and prance and sing That's really more of a Milhouse thing Marge: I think you move like a young Baryshnikov Snake: Nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off All: Ohh Snake: Ohh.
Marge: It's a desperate criminal on the run from the law please spare my children Homer: And their damp-trousered pa Snake: A singing family, it's worse than I feared for hostage purposes, you're just too weird. Bye! Homer: See? All this singing scared him away if we just talked like normal he'd probably stay Lisa: Many people in this town sing like we do There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu.
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Lisa: Because he was singing, we overheard his plan and could save those dogs from that mean old man Bart: It still wasn't worth, Burns, a song and dance Snake: I'm back so resume, wetting your pants Homer: Okay Snake: Because of you all I've got a tune in my head and the only way to stop it is to make you all dead Say your prayers, and then it's kablamo Uh-oh, I'll be back when I get some ammo. Bye!
Homer: Even the criminals are beginning to croon Marge: Homey, this whole town runs on a tune Our churches, our clubs, our government too Bart: Springfield swings like a pendulum do Lisa: We can't even get any local laws passed without everyone singing... like a big broadway cast.
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Homer: All right Marge you've convinced me there are more terrible things than musical comedies where everyone sings Lisa: There is something worse Bart: And it really does blow All: When a long running series does a cheesy clip show! Snake: I'm back to commit phelonious assault because your infernal singing, just would not halt.