Andy Samberg: Oh dang.. Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg? AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day. JT: Didn't get a gift for her. AS: Other plans got in the way. She’ll be so disappointed. JT: Damn I forgot it too. AS: This could have been avoided. Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom’s been so alone Ever since my daddy left. AS: COLD JT: No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test. AS: I know just what you mean, My mom’s been so sad and gray JT: Word AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up. AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up AS: What time is it dawg? JT: It’s time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break ‘em off Show ‘em how much they really mean
(Chorus) ‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover You’re a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers JT: fuck each others moms I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy Fuck each others moms
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom Clutchin’ on this lube and roses JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses AS: They will be so surprised JT: We are so cool and thoughtful AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Both: Shout up JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Both: Straight up AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggy style Both: This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother’s Day They have to rename this one All up under the covers day
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It would be my honor to be your new step-father JT: It would be my