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One, one night in Rio (in Rio)
Two, two days in LA...LA (LA)
We have a short, short stop in Moscow
but there was no, (no), no time to stay
(to stay, to stay, to stay....)

Well, we had to meet this promoter in New York.
So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby.
He said we have to leave immediately to terminate.
So we hired a cab, when I saw the cab I tought
I came offended because this little cab
was just a misabuse, a shit of car, I'm used to ride
Limousines, luxury cars with all my stuff,
I've been on one suitcase, two pairs of shoes
and three backup singers...
I'm used to this, I NEED THIS, anyway...
This driver had no idea how to get to the airport,
because on the 14th street he took a left turn
instead of a right turn and I was really mad
and I was just "HEY MAN! we have to be
at the airport in a few moments,
so how we can do that?
'cause the flight leaves to...Berlin"

One, one fancy cocktail (in the sky)
Two, two pieces of lemon
Three, three crying babies (next to me)
And after Four drinks, they won't serve no more.

Well, after a flight of seven hours
in an comedy-class I was really mad,
three crying babies,
and no more liquour and no sleep.
So finally we arrived in Berlin.
It was raining, of course.
So nobody is picking us up,
so where the hell are these guys?.
Anyway, let's go for the luggage...
I went down and... there was no luggage!
Where is my luggage?
So I waited for half-an-hour for my luggage,
so went down to the counter and said
"excuse me, where is my luggage
who flew from New York to Berlin?
So he looked in his computer
and he said: "Sir, it's on the way to LA".

I had one, one... one bedroom apartment.
There were two, two things on my mind
I wanna go back,(back!) back to my luggage
I wanna leave, (leave) leave, this place behind.

Ok, I'm sit down on the airplane to Los Angeles
to get my luggage back. It's quiet and next to me
is a friendly guy from Irak or somewhere
so we talked and I wanted to show my pictures
on my boat, and guess what?
I found out that I forgot my wallet
in my apartment, in Berlin...
and here I am, no cash, no credit cards
and now I'm wearing a suit for FOUR DAYS.
Suddenly the nice guy beside my jumps out
with a pistol in his hand,
runs to the cockpit, and demands that
the pilot has to go to ... RIO DE JANEIRO!

And one, just one night in Rio
Two, too tired to complain
Three, three stamps on my passport
For you it may sound funny (well), but I was in pain.

Allright, after 26 hours, we were rescued
by a Brazilian Attack Hero Squad.
Nice guys, by the way. Later at the gate,
I saw this beautiful lady smiling at me;
I go over there and talked to her,
and she invites me dinner into her house,
sounds like I have a chance to shave.

And there's one, one night in Rio (Rio)
We had two, two glasses of Champagne, (champagne)
And after three, three minutes of talking,
We made love...again and again
(again, again, again, again...).

Whoa, it's four o'clock in the morning
and I am getting a little rest,
you know what I am saying, it was a rough night.
My cellphone rings it's Mayon Steve he's telling
he's riding in my boat in Malibu with all my luggage,
thank God!, later go to Honolulu, I get dressed,
go to the airport,
pick up my ticket 'cause I got to go back,
back to LA.


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