heres a story about a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered then got real lairy In the pub he acted absurd and he came onto a boxer's bird so he got knocked out his face swelled up like a rainbow trout his girl found out the truth but he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a leg
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight I wanna shout, and scream, I wanna die! I wanna be arrested I wanna be molested Oh, my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again!
An anecdote about a man named clive wasnt one to usually drink drive and after all he'd been through a stack and so it was abit far to walk back a month later and he's sitting in court for the two lives he cut short man slaughter he's convicted for the pain that he inflicted
spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! down to the pub on to the club! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning our liquid lives this is how we all survive
here's a story about a chap named Garth drank 4 pints in hour and a half although the night had just begun cause the local pub was open till one the next morning out in the country hung over and on the hunt he was still drunk and he risked hiself fell off his horse and shot himself
spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! down to the pub on to the club! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning our liquid lives this is how we all survive
drink smoke fuck fight
our liquid lives our liquid lives our liquid lives this is how we all survive
here's a story about a girl named Kate got wasted and got date raped when they told the doctors she'd seen the found no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!'' when asked who had hurt her poor old Kate couldn't remember.
spinning, my head is spinning, up around around! down to the pub on to the club! my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning our liquid lives this is how we all survive
drink smoke fuck fight
our liquid lives our liquid lives our liquid lives this is how we all survive