Yeah... haha, you feel that baby? Yeah I feel it too Damn... you know, I'm so glad we can spend this time together See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I? haha
(Verse 1) I'm the American dream, I'm the definition of white trash ballin' I'm right back on 'em with the (scratches) I can't call it, same shit different toilet Oh yeah, got a nice ass darling Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend? Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again Now, it all started with my father I must've got my pimpin' jeans from him, the way he left my momma I'ma rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise There ain't nobody as bomb as... me, I'm as calm as the breeze I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms I'm a superstar, girl I'm ready for ya momma Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas
So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
(Verse 2) I'm equivalent to a shot of ? First to kiss you naval, work my way down Baby you can lay down on the table But you may wanna find something more stable I told ya I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April But thankyou for staying April I'mma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me From these phoney lil fishy and sissy fake G's Skip over the huggie bear, and all the kissy-face please Initiate phase three, missy now service me Take another shot of jeiger, shake it so nervously Take your time baby, oh you're the bomb baby Ooh you're doing that even better than your mum lady I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya? Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding witcha Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped but I didn't hit ya I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm just
So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
(Bridge) Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so! Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so!
I can hold you in the morning, but in the evening, I gotta go Cause I'm on to the next girl, and the next girl, I kinda like oh, oh, oh
(Verse 3) I got you caught up in the rapture Make you recapture the feelings you had for Your last boyfriend before he slapped ya You never wanted someone so bad ya Sweating, but If I'm what you wanted Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic Don't try to fight the feeling of something this so organic You can't ignore it so just stand before it Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin' Damn shawty, I told you this is bound to happen Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and Throw your spine out of alignement My love has got you so blind That you couldn't pick anyone else out of a line up So stop with the stall, pick your pint up Let's get the pineapp