Mister Sandman, bring me a dream Make him the cutest boy that I've ever seen Give him two lips like roses in clover Then tell me that my lonesome nights are over
Mister Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have a boyfriend to call my own Please turn on your magic beam Mister Sandman, bring us a dream
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream Please make him gargle, and brush with Gleem Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci, But not as closeted as Liberace!
Mister Sandman, bring me a "he" Give him a basket... of flowers for me Please turn on your magic beam Mister Sandman, bring us Please please bring us Mister Sandman, bring us a dream (a dream) A dream (a dream)
Mister Sandman, (Yes) I need a man (What kind of man?) No one psychotic or Republican (I'll do what I can) Give him two legs, like Greg Lougainis But make him public about his gayness!
Mister Sandman (Sandman), won't you believe We want a Superman like Christopher Reeve Some one who will make us scream (Ahhhh!) Mister Sandman, bring us Please please bring us Mister Sandman, bring us a dream (a dream) Mister Sandman, bring us a.... A dream