PINCER- Scales and exoskeletons Why, they pale in comparison To a body that is covered up by skin. We get rid of those antennae, Give you hair and clothes, and then I Add two eyes and a nose and my boy that is only The beginning
(Talking) Hmmm… What do you say? You become a Starship Ranger?
BUG- (Talking) Me?
PINCER- (Talking) Now listen to me, my confused little friend, we are friends, after all. I used to have my fair share of doubts and fears and, well, they quite literally almost ate me alive. But NO! I took charge! I pushed it to the limit! So you gotta be strong. Be tough! To coin a phrase…be a man. Ahahahaha!
(Singing) You gotta kick it up a notch If you’re ever gonna reach your goal You can’t sit around and watch Your destiny is in your control Go ahead and, kick it up a notch If your life is at a level too low There’s no attempt, that you can botch When all you gotta do is just give it a go But then again, what do I know?
What I see right there Is a prisoner Who’s sitting on top of the key!
So kick it up a notch If you ever wanna be Free
BUG- (Talking) Wow. A real Starship Ranger. That- that would be the coolest thing in the world!
PINCER- It would, wouldn’t it? A bug in a human body. You could be the link between our race and theirs!
BUG- Well, do I even what it’d take-
PINCER- Shhhhh…
MOSQUITOES- (Singing) All you gotta do is Kick it up a notch To dig yourself outta this hole You wanna have the things they got? Then you gotta give that dice a role Kick it up a notch What’s the point of less when there’s more? Have a cigar A glass of Scotch When opportunity knocks on your door You let him in and then ya settle the score!
PINCER- Life is short So before it’s over Take a chance and think it through You better kick it up a notch
MOSQUITOES- It’s the human thing…to do.
PINCER- Hahahaha It’s a big, big universe So many dimensions and unanswered questions Not to mention Life What an invention Life There’s no choice involved in what you are given { From: http://www.elyrics.net } One mind, one voice, one body to live in But You wanna be A Starship Ranger Or is that a dream that you forgot? You wanna be A Starship Ranger Well this might be your, one and only shot!
(Talking) So here’s the choice, Bug! You can go on leading your meaningless existence Or you can take everything you’ve ever wanted All I ask in return, is that you befriend the humans And bring them back to me Well, Bug? Whaddya say?
BUG- (Singing) I… I.. I think I’ll kick it up a notch! I don’t care about the Queen or the hive!
PINCER- That’s the spirit! Kick em all straight in the crotch, how bout that?
Bug- Yeah! Who are they to deprive us, who wanna do?
(Simultaneously) BUG- I’m gonna be a Starship Ranger! I’m gonna be a Starship Ranger! I’m gonna be a Starship Ranger!
PINCER- Kick it up a notch Don’t give yourself a reason to doubt You gotta strike it while it’s hot Cause that’s what livings all about! My dear Bug, it’s time to start And OUT!
BUG- (Talking) Well, see you on the other side Pincer. I love you.
PINCER- (Talking) Duh oh…oh…uh I uh I love you too, Bug. Ahahaha
MOSQUITO- (Talking) I know we’re suckers, but that guys a SUCKER!
PINCER- (Talking) Yes, yes what a dumba** Break out the good china boys! Tonight, we dine, again! (Singing) Kick it up a notch Oh, my plan is all about to unfold Let’s put a twist, into this plot Bug, go forth, do everything that I’ve told ya When we, kick it up a notch