The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS The TARDIS is on fire She's feeling the heat On repeat she'll require Someone she can trust Someone with a bow tie But he's been locked up And left to die
Oh my God what will they do Seems impossible to get through My mind is blown I bet yours is too Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob When the Doctor appears with a mop ‘Get me out of the Pandorica’ ‘But you're not in the Pandorica’ ‘Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated But I won't explain it now because...’ Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does
Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue These paradoxes are hard to construe My mind is blown I bet yours is too Well I guess this is Doctor Who
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes Time has gone askew the universe has too I'll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two The Big Bang Two
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS Doctor saves River from the imitating star This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious
Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs He's dead And everyone despairs
Little do they know the Doctor lies He's gone stopping the universe’s demise Amy says her last goodbyes Doctor flies up into the skies
The universe is back it's true But the Doctor's said his final adieu Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you
It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes Time has been renewed the universe has too But Amy still can't help but cry
Someone's missing, the question's who?
Then she remembers Something old Something new Something borrowed Something blue
And that's the Big Bang Two I hope it didn't confuse you