[Verse 1: Tyler] Got all the black b*tches mad cause my main b*tch vanilla She tryna get her groove back like Stella, grab the umbrella When it comes to your perception of my sh*t, I'm Helen Keller When it comes to the perfection of my sh*t, I know you smell the Rectum, I'm like a chromosome I always X 'em Like Wolverine stepson attackin' a deadly weapon I'm openin' a church to sell coke and Led Zeppelin And f*ck Mary in her ass.. ha-ha.. yo I'm f*ckin' Goldilocks up in the forest In the three bear house eatin' their muthaf*ckin' porridge I tell her it's my house, give her a tour In my basement, and keep that b*tch locked up in my storage Rape her and record it, then edit it with more sh*t Octopussy special effect erect b*tches we bangin' And please never disrespect my set with Canons Hangin' from our necks like it's a muthaf*ckin' circus
[Hook] You little n*ggas better check my French You gettin' money better check my French Ahh, what time is it, huh? Check my French If you got my sh*t you better check my French I make it move check my French I speak English but check my French Your ho be on my penis she check my French, b*tch
[Verse 2: Tyler] I guess I left my dignity up in the cupboard, cause every girl I'm diggin' When I'm diggin' in her pussy, I'm never usin' a rubber But f*ck it I guess I got it stretched out like it was flubber And leave it drippin' green and red like double cheese buggers Chewin' on cum like bubble gum from Hubba This b*tch knew d*ck like Bubba knew shrimp, yeah Yo, I'm seventeen, already sniffin' blow I tell my friends it's asthma every time I start to itch my throat I got a new show for MTV, "Pimp My Boat" Because some b*tch said my semen was dirty, that's silly ho The most that they can do is find me, I'm hiding Somewhere where Chris Stokes can't find me Oh no, Mister Stokes, I don't like misters, no Don't tell R. Kelly where my little sister go
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[Verse 3: Hodgy] Yo, you little n*ggas better check my French I got all stars and you can check my bench Left Brain, Super 3, Creator Ace Put expressions in their music and create the face Of the picture punchline figured out, ahh I get you No you don't n*gga so why don't you go figure You seem confused anyway, pressure enough? You the type of dude that choke when the pressure is up The pressure is to pump and the pressure is us B*tches havin' eargasms and the pleasure is us N*ggas wanna be O.F. and write letters to us Competition's competition, yo you better than us? Digest what I'm sayin'? I don't think so We sick sh*t, throw it up down in the sink, yo The Odd n*ggas are beginnin' to spill these pink hoes We think sorta odd so we think so
[Outro: Tyler] Crusin' in my go kart at Walmart sellin' cupcakes Go 'head admit it faggot, this sh*t is tighter than butt rape That involve Ballpark franks and silver duct tape Pornos and hormones and boxes of DiGiorno You homos is loco you're probably drinkin' Cuervo With some vatos with the door closed watchin' Zorro, you homos.. O.F