Intro: Uh no, what is happening to my brain, I can't believe this is happening again.
Verse 1: Lava out my lips I flips, wait I think I have a cramp/ I'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my fathers ass/ I think I'm out of gas man, I need another mask/ I'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plant/ A half a gram of Graham Crackers and some bandy camps/ I think I'll eat some ? like the candy yams/ Cut a couple cadavers up and have a snack/ Abra fuckin' cadabra mother fucker, look who's fucking back/ Just like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swings/ I accidently dented it and bent the damn thing/ Shit I think I might of did it when I was dancing/ When I was chopping one of my legs of when I pulled a hamstring/ First I re-up then I relapse, go to rehab/ Then I Detox after I see doc then I'll be back/ With the sequel, repeat the cycle/ 'Cause I react like the Seahawk when I see Nyquil.
Hook: Uh no/ Here we go again/ I don't know/ When its going to end/ Uh whoa/ Where did it begin/ So long ago/ May be way back then/
Verse 2: And to the well baby Jessica fell/ She may have wetted herself/ Quit playing get her some help/ Mary Kayler Turner was sending me letters from jail/ Everyday in journal saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and milk/ I'm the medicine man, my medical marijuana/ Was prescribed by a doctor, shove the entire fighter up her/ Perez Hilton's ass, shit I almost forgot that/ He's always shoving something up his ass, so why not that/ And fuck it, while I'm venting let's shove a vending machine/ Up his rear end when he's bending over pretending that he/ Didn't say anything that would be offending to me/ Stick his head in a blender, begin blending and gee/ Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair/ Put him under the stairs, people are already under there/ Hmm, I wonder where, wait I think the cupboard's bare/ Stuff up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there.
Hook: Uh no/ Here we go again/ I don't know/ When its going to end/ Uh whoa/ Where did it begin/ So long ago/ May be way back then/
Verse 3: Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin/ I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again/ I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again/ Who am I kidding', I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends/ I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then/ Yeah rehab's nice, I have my name up in light again/ You see that's why, I can't decipher what life I'm in/ I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then/ It sounds so enticing' isn't it nice when I'm hype again/ On nights when I'm like this, no time to write this just type it in/ If I could get my pen to slow down, what did I write just then/ Man I'm about to hyperventilate, I just have hyper tension/ I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend/ When usually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend/ I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence/ I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again/
Uh no/ Here we go again/ I don't know/ When its going to end/ Uh whoa/ Where did it begin/ So long ago/ May be way back then/ Oh no.