Background Voice: It's spa day, A day to unwind. We'll walk on your spine. We'll be kind.
Background Voice/Ferb: It's—
Ferb: Spa Day! Phineas: Yeah! Ferb: P 'n F on the scene! Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen. Got you sittin' in the hot tub. Fireside Girls: Loungin'! Ferb: You're thinkin' this place is a— Fireside Girls: —stoundin'! Ferb: Hot steam! Hot stones! Hot water! Hot wax! We're pipin' cool new age music, can't help but relax!
(relaxing music plays)
It's a spa day. Phineas: Yeah! Ferb: Shiatsu. Phineas: Gesundheit! Ferb: Thank you very much. We got a salt scrub, a mud tub; what's it gonna be? A foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy. Phineas and Ferb: (both inhale deeply) Yeah... Aromatherapy!
Ferb: It's spa day! Phineas: Yeah! Ferb: Shiatsu! Male Voice: Where ya from? Masseur: I'm Pennsylvania-Dutch. Ferb: Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime. Throw your clock away, you're on P 'n F time. It's a— Background Voice: Spa daaay...