How glad the many millions of Annabells and Miriams Would be to capture me But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance I fell, and it was swell
I'm your big and brave and handsome Romeo How I won you, I shall never, never know
It's not that you're attractive but, oh, my heart grew active When you came into view
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie All the day and night-time, hear me sigh I never had the least notion That I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo? Could you care For a cunning cottage that we could share? The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you