Grunka lunka dunkity doo We've got a friendly warning for you Grunka lunka dunkity daces The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm It could easily happen again to you folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!
Later at the secret door: Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient You should not ask about the secret ingredient! Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...