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Bless this day,
Pinnacle of life,
Husband joined to wife.
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day.

Today is for Emma,
Amy, I give you the rest of my life,
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever.
Today is for Emma,
My happily soon-to-be wife.

Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I
want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate
your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
to do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know,
the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
anyone as wonderful as he is
Thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all,
Now it's back to the showers,
Don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.

Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day

Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for,
a wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is
maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's
saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch,
But I'm not getting married
Go have lunch,
'Cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand,
But I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there,
I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today.

Go, can't you go?
Why is no
Body listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake.
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!

Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to
see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will
who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to
see him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with
the other garbage
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting married
You've been swell,
But I'm not getting married
Clear the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all,
But I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will,
But I'm not getting married today

Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain

Go, can't you go?
Look, you know
I adore you all,
But why
Watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice?
Look, perhaps
I'll collapse
In the apse
Right before you all
So take
Back the cake,
Burn the shoes and boil the rice

Look, I didn't wanna have to
tell you, but I may be coming
down with
think I'm gonna faint, so if
you wanna see me faint, I'll
do it happily, but wouldn't
it be funnier to go and watch
a funeral, so thank you for the
twenty-seven dinner plates,
thirty-seven butter knives,
forty-seven paperweights,
fifty-seven candleholders

That we are getting married That I'm not getting married
Today! Today!

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