хор лузеров - тюремное танго | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• хор лузеров
• тюремное танго

Mercedes:
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina, Santana, and Sugar:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

Santana:
I betcha you would have done the same

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
Pop!

Sugar:
Six!

Santana:
Squish!

Tina:
Uh uh!

Santana:
Cicero!

Sugar:
Lipschitz!

Tina:
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down
Like Bernie, Bernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop!
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie layin' on the couch chewin'
No, not chewin', poppin'
So, I said to him, I said
"You pop that gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head

Tina, Santana, and Sugar:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same

Sugar:
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
Then I found out,
Single, he told me
Single, my butt!
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, when he came home
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

Tina, Santana, and Sugar:
He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime

Santana:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner
And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage
"You been doin' the milkman"
He says, he was crazy
"You been doin' the milkman"
Then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times

Tina and Sugar:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Tina, Santana, and Sugar:
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
Could you tell us if we were wrong?