Our friend Gibson was feeling down, Crying all day like a sad little clown, Been playing games with him for a week What can we do with this fuzzy haired freak? We can take him on a trip to Albuquerque Dehydrate his skin and make Gibson jerky Give him a ride on a merry-go-round Or dress him like a dog and take him to the pound Go for a stroll on some country roads Or feed him fatty foods 'til his heart explodes Take him on a tour to South of France Or stuff a hungry squirrel down his pants.