Midnight at the glamor show on a Sunday night Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine We dance like no tomorrow on we're on (?) But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine
Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair
Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else
V-V-V-V-V-Vanity V-Vanity V-V-V-V-Vanity
Nothin's wrong with being just a little bit vain We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane So go ahead and label me whatever you like But nothin's quite as sexy as a woman is fine
Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair
Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else
Look at me Whatcha lookin' at? Look at me Whatcha starin' at? [x2]
I'm comin' around I'm (?) I heard the cuties in the back start in the p-party line Let's dance, be proud, we're in the vanity house We're covered in sequins, diamonds We're happy 'cause we're shinin'
Touch me t-touch me baby But don't mess up my hair Love me l-love me crazy But don't get too attached this is a brief affair
Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens Vanity, it's so good to be Fabulous and glamorous We love ourselves and no one else [x2]