Velma: Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics, And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? Class.
Mama Morton: Whatever happened to, «please, may I»? And, «yes, thank you»? And, «how charming»? Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? Class!
Both: Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down So as they can pass Nobody's got no class!
Velma: Whatever happened to old values?
Mama Morton: And fine morals?
Velma: And good breeding?
Mama Morton: Now, no one even says oops when they're Passing their gas
Both: Whatever happened to class? Class
Both: Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce
Mama Morton: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass Velma: And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Both: Nobody's got no class!
Velma: All you read about today is rape and theft
Mama Morton: Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?