Voiceover: Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Velma Kelly in act of desperation.
Velma: My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I earned a thou a week at least. Oh, yeah! But my sister is now unfortunately deceased.
I know it's sad, of course But a fact is still a fact And now all that remains Is the remains of a perfect double act!
Watch this. You have to imagine this with two people. It's swell with two people.
First I'd... Then she'd... Then we'd... But I can't do it alone! Then she'd... Then I'd... Then we'd... But I can't do it alone!
She'd say, what's your sister like? I'd say, men, She'd say, you're the cat's meow Then we'd wow the crowd again When she'd go... I'd go... We'd go... Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor Yelling, screaming, begging for more.
And we'd say, ok fellas. Keep your socks up coz you ain't seen nothin' yet!
But I simply cannot do it alone!
So what do you think? Come on. You can say…
(Roxie gives her a raspberry)
And I know you’re right the first part’s shit. The second part, the second part is really nifty. OK.
She'd go... I'd go... We'd go... And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown To cheer the best attraction in town They nearly tore the balcony down And we'd say, OK boys, we're goin' home. But before we go, here's a few more partin' shots! And this... this we did in perfect unison.
Now, you've seen me goin' through it You may think there's nothin' to it But I simply cannot do it Alone!