[Verse 1] Lady of the 'Dam won't Won't be a slave to the blonde Or the culture of the popular (She won't, she won't) Sing with you, I'll Fly under radar tonight Make deals with every devil in sight (I will, I will)
[Pre-Chorus] Cause I love, love, cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin
[Chorus] I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight
[Verse 2] I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Mad-magical in Amsterdam (She won't, she won't) So if you have fear, Apollo Sit on my lyre, and Play him like a piano, man (I will, I will)
[Pre-Chorus + Chorus + Post-Chorus]
[Bridge] I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess But it's alright, because I am rich as piss When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!