I can smell the change thats on your hands Packing up your philips head and honey bear Brandy danced for you and all your friends Last night you think you might have left your money there
Good morning now your keys are gone And the thundercats are on The papers here, it says its over; kiss your mom
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde Hasnt been to bed now for a week or two
Organizing closets until dawn Its lovely how shes always finding things to do
Now Scottys knife is in your hand And your contacts in the sand Youre hallucinating in the heat
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Ninety-seven stitches and a cast Sixty absent days but what you gonna do Thought you said those breaks of yours would last Now go before somebody drops a house on you
Jordan got so mad He threw his hammer at your head Sent you home and said hed pick you up at five
You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing
Keep on playing maybe itll happen dear I can believe the doctor said hed leave those bbs in your head But I think he said he thought you shouldnt drive So call us if you make it there alive