"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head, We're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed, And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Dougggg, Dougggg, OHH, Douggg, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal-meth tweakersssssss..... Well then we're sh** out of luck"