I call you every hour on the telephone I work my fingers right down to the bone I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine Bought a mile of interstate in your name I've given you everything Baby what do you want from me! I burned all my porno – 'cause you were PMS'n You say it offends you – All that talking it never ends Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends So you can go to the opera. Don't call my girlfriends – Even the dirty ones You think they annoy you – they wanna destroy you I'm givin' you everything Baby what do you want from me! Got you a picture you can put in a frame Wearing a suit all check and lame I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name Took you to Target for your birthday meal Got you an autographed buns of steel So what a deal! I'm givin' you everything Baby what do you want from me! I burned all my porno – 'cause you were PMS'n You say it offends you – All that talking it never ends Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends So you can go to the opera. Don't call my girlfriends – even the dirty ones You say they annoy you – they wanna destroy you I'm givin' you everything Baby what do you want from me! I give you everything Zirconium diamond rings I Gotcha LoJack for your pontiac And some decals on your finger nails And a a bassmaster(?), a Singing trout And a TV and a CD And a DVD from ABC And baby what ya think of me! Burned all my porno You say it offends you Disconnected my X-Box Baby what do you want from me! What do you want from me! What do you want from me!