-eeeeeeeeeeeeerm Euro 04 was bad for me I passed the football staight to Henry 06 was worse, I missed a pen Ronaldo winked at Rooney
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard! Playing for England's been hard You couldn't play with Frank Lampard. Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard Couldn't play with Lampard.
-Things then got worse for us, oh golly Do you remember the wally with the brolly? *Oh, yes* Capello was next - no armband for me He was bum-chums with John Terry
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard! Some say that you've been immense No success at big tournaments Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard! -Whose side are you on? -No success at big tournaments
-Erm... We needed a boss who we could trust Style, flair and passion. All were a must Instead we got him.... What more can I say? At least, he made me capitan!
-Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard! For England you've tried your best. But you headed the ball to Suarez. Bye, Gerrard, Gerrard!
- I've had enough of this! - I'll call the RSPCA!!