Adele ft Angry Birds Parody - lyrics There's a fight I'm having with this chair Can't seem to move my bum from here to over there Water glasses are strewn about the room Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon
This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes My drummer was naughty so I made him face the wall I need to get up I need a shower I can't right now cuz I'm Playing Angry Bi-ee- rds
(playing angry birds) (hee -hee hee hee hee) Can't even stop to pee-ee-ee (can't even stop to pee) (gotta do a number three)
I have to get three star-ee—ars (boomerang pelicans) (exploding parakeets) And I'm playing it (never seen a green pig) it in my sleep (bowling with my beak)
Red Birds yellow birds and black ones that explode Green pig a-holes gonna pay for what they stole I've reset this level a hundred thousand times This 99-cent app purchase is destroying my life
I see you laughing and bird harassing (I'm gonna squish you) (you stole my eggs from me) It used to be a game but now it's personal (your pigpen's gonna fall) (I'm a kamikaze)
My back is itching my neck is twitching I can't stop wishing I was an Angry Bird (wish I was an angry bird) (I know it sounds absurd) with feathers and a beak (feathers and a beak) (Tweedle deedle deetly deet) I just laid a golden egg (I just laid a golden egg) (Feeling sick in the head) Am I crazy or just free. (now I'm finally free) (to be what I wanna be) Now I am an Angry Bird A bird that has no feet I'll crash your party with my head And I'm aimin' aimin' amin', sayin Weeee