1. -- Who are you? -- Absolem? -- You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem. -- The question is, who are you? -- Alice. -- We shall see. -- What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am. -- Yes, you ought, stupid girl. Unroll the Oraculum. The Oraculum, being a calendrical compendium of Underland. -- It's a calendar. -- Compendium. It tells of each and every day since the Beginning. Today is Griblig Day in the time of the Red Queen. -- Show her the Frabjous Day. Mmm. Yeah, Frabjous being the day you slay the Jabberwocky. -- Sorry? Slay a what? -- Oh, yeah. That being you, there, with the Vorpal sword. No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky, nohow. If it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead. -- That's not me! -- I know! Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice? -- Not hardly.
2. - Absolem ? - Who are you ? I thought we' d settled this . I' m Alice , but not that one . - How do you know ? - You said so yourself . I said you were not hardly Alice , but you' re much more her now . In fact , you' re almost Alice . Even so , I couldn' t slay the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it . It will . So I suggest you keep the Vorpal sword on hand when the Frabjous Day arrives . You seem so real . Sometimes I forget that this is all a dream . Will you stop doing that ?
3. Nothing was ever accomplished with tears . Absolem ? Why are you upside down ? I' ve come to the end of this life . - You' re going to die ? - Transform . Don' t go . I need your help . I don' t know what to do . I can' t help you if you don' t even know who you are , stupid girl . I' m not stupid . My name is Alice . I live in London . I have a mother named Helen and a sister named Margaret . My father was Charles Kingsleigh . He had a vision that stretched halfway around the world , and nothing ever stopped him . I' m his daughter . I' m Alice Kingsleigh . Alice , at last . You were just as dim- witted the first time you were here . You called it \" Wonderland , \" as I recall . Wonderland . - What do you call yourself ? - Alice . The Alice ? Then I' il take you to the Hare and the Hatter , but that' s the end of it . She' s the right one . I' m certain of it . Ah , Thackery , not at the table , please . Have some tea . You' re not Absolem , I' m Absolem , stupid girl . - What is this ? - I' m Tweedledee , he' s Tweedledum . Contrariwise , I' m Tweedledum , he' s Tweedledee . You' d think she would remember all this from the first time . Curiouser and curiouser . It wasn' t a dream at all , it was a memory . This place is real , and so are you and so is the Hatter . And the Jabberwocky . Remember , the Vorpal sword knows what it wants . All you have to do is hold on to it . Fairfarren , Alice . Perhaps I will see you in another life .