zaibatsu no onzoushi to shite umare hito ga nozomu mono subete o te ni shiteta zairyoku mo, kenryoku mo, meisei mo, SUTEITASU mo, idou wa itsumo BURAKKU BENTOREI yatsu no namae wa "SAITOU DAISUKE" kono machi no hanbun o shoyuu shiteiru zaisan no kakudai ni seikai ni KONE kikashi kasumigaseki o iku BURAKKU BENTOREI
nanoni ore wa yatsu no koujou de zangyou teate mo naku yatoware raigetsu kara koutsuuhi mo zengaku jiko futan sa
joudan janai ze konna unmei nante SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...
MEDIA wa SAITOU no iku sakizaki o PAPARACCHI shite abakidasou to shiteru shishakai de gekijou de, PA-TI- de, mikkai de, nigeashi no hayai BURAKKU BENTOREI senshuu, godome no rikon no isharyou, kakushigo hakkaku, ninchi, sono youikuhi, sarigiwa ni, gouman ni, tokuige ni, NO- KOMENTO. juudan mo yosetsukenai BURAKKU BENTOREI
nanoni ore wa yatsu no koujou de nennen kyuuryou mo sagerare KAPPU RA-MEN no shiru mo suterenai jinsei sa
joudan janai ze konna no fukouhei daro ore wa itsu made kore tsudzukerya ii n'darou ka? yaku ni mo tatazu kono mama shibondeiku n'darou ka? joudan janai ze konna unmei nante SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...
"koko de NYU-SU sokuhou o otsutae shimasu. kyou gogo yoji nijuppun goro, minatoku no roppongi TONNERU nai de jitsugyouka no SAITOU DAISUKE san o noseta jouyousha ga outen. SAITOU DAISUKE san o fukumu jouin sanmei wa kyuukyuutai ni yotte akabanebashi RU-ZUBERUTO byouin ni hansou saremashita ga, uchi nimei ga ishiki fumei no juutai. mamonaku SAITOU DAISUKE san no shibou ga kakunin sareta moyou desu. koko de genba no seki kisha to chuukei ga tsunagatte orimasu. seki san? seki san onegai shimasu"
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, all good adults go to heaven...?
"hai, genba kara chuukei de otsutae shimasu. kyou gogo yoji nijuppun goro, azabu juuban houmen ni mukau roppongi TONNERU nai de SAITOU DAISUKE san o noseta kuro no BENTLEY ga outen. SAITOU DAISUKE san wa kono saki ni arimasu RU-ZUBERUTO byouin ni hansou saremashita ga, shukketsu taryou ni yori mamonaku shibou ga kakunin saremashita. gen'in wa PAPARACCHI kara nigeru tame ni yoru SUPI-DO no dashisugi, to no jouhou ga haitte kite orimasu ga, hoka no jouyousha to no sesshoku wa naku keishichou wa kuwashiku gen'in o shirabeteimasu"
"seki san?" "genzai ryoushasen tomo tsuukoudome ni... hai?" "seki san? hoka no jouin nimei no mimoto nan desu keredomo" "hai, hitori wa SAITOU san no MANE-JA- ken, untenshu no dansei" "mou hitokata wa?" "hai, izen kara otsukiai o uwasa sareteita IVUNINGU GA-RUZU no RI-DA, onjouji risa san da to iu koto ga hanmei shiteimasu" "onjouji risa san? ...desu ka?" "soshite desu ne, tatta ima haitte kita jouhou ni yorimasu to taiha shita kuruma kara futari no isho rashiki mono ga hakken sareta to no koto desu!" "isho? desu ka?" to iu koto wa futari wa jisatsu to iu koto nan deshou ka?" "kochira kara wa ijou desu" "e~ ato hodo mata kuwashii jouhou ga hairi shidai otsutae shitai to omoimasu" "ijou, TAIMU MASHI-N sangou NYU-SU sokuhou o otsutae shimashita"
joudan janai ze konna no fukouhei daro ore wa itsu made kore tsudzukerya ii n'darou ka? yaku ni mo tatazu kono mama shibondeiku n'darou ka? joudan janai ze konna unmei nante SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, all good adults go to heaven...?