Let's re-read the very first chapter, Flip back to the other page Nine years it's been since The good ole' bands First took to the stage
[Chorus] I was in middle school They made me feel so cool I never thought that those Days would end
Whatever happened To super simple breakdowns? Repetition made us Leave our hometowns Nostalgia is one Hell of a drug
I know that I'm Old enough to be a dad But I'll straighten my hair, Throw my arms in the air, The windmill still looks Super rad
Alesana, All Time Low And Paramore That was a killer warped tour I can't believe that I missed Chiodos
Re-read the very first chapter, Flip back to the other page Nine years it's been since The good ole' bands First took to the stage
[Chorus] I was in middle school They made me feel so cool I never thought that those Days would end
Scene queen, You have fourty thousand friends You'll make my top eight with a Bulletin about my band
Back when Skrillex was Sonny Moore And 'Rawr' meant 'I love you' in dinosaur Back when my layout was sick as hell And my name was xXJarrodJealousyXx... PC4PC
Do you want to watch some invader zim? I made you a cookie but I eated it Dooooooood Dod
Everybody's making fun of me You think you're better wearing Khaki shorts instead of Wearing skinny jeans
Just like when I was 15 You think that you're A special snowflake but you're Honestly just a scene
This is the third breakdown A preschooler could play this One One, two One, two, three One, two, three, four