You own all our CD's- you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay
All our fans are gay All our fans are gay All our fans are gay All our fans are gay
You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong You think we care about the underground- you're wrong You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong You think we care if you like us- you're wrong
All our fans are gay All our fans are gay All our fans are gay All our fans are gay
If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke Or unless you got some drugs to smoke When the drugs are gone, then we are too Then we'll go back to making fun of you