I heard the sound of your bike as your wheels hit the gravel and your engine in the driveway, cutting off I pushed through the screen door and I stood out on the porch thinking fight, fight, fight, at all costs But instead I let you in just like I've always done I sat you down and offered you a beer and across the kitchen table I fired several rounds but you were still sitting there when the smoke cleared You came crawling back to say that you want to make good in the end oh, let me count the ways that I abhore you you were never a good lay and you never were a good friend but oh, what can I say, I adore you All I need is my leather one t-shirt and two socks I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets and you can use the engine blocks we'll ride out to California with my arms around your chest and i'll pretend this is real cuz this is what I like best You've been juggling two women like a stupid circus clown telling us both we are the one and maybe you can keep me from ever being happy but you're not going to stop me from having fun So let's go, before I change my mind I'll leave the luggage of all your lies behind cuz I am bigger than everything that came before you were never very kind and you let me way down every time but oh, what can I say, I adore you