Today I got fired I drop my phone in a toilet My cat peed in my sinker And elevator's doors squeeze my finger
I don’t thing I’m looser But now I’m so confusing These events disappointed me Cos I can’t believe that it should be
And I know, shit happens I know
I lost my job and now I can sleep all morning My phone fells down and now my mom at list will stop calling To hell with the snickers, they stunk worth my cat And elevator spread my dick I'm so glad