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Avenue Q The Musical - If you were gay | Текст песни

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book:
"Broadway musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care? I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know
IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I'D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY)
I`M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU

ROD
High button shoes, Paul Joey

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that is gross!

NICKY
No, it`s not!
IF YOU WERE GAY, I`D SHOUT "HURAAY!"

ROD
I`m not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I`D STAY

ROD
la la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN`T GET IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
AAAAAAAH!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BEE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT`S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY.
AND, AS THEY SAY, IT`S IN YOU DNA, YOU`RE GAY!

ROD
I`m not gay!!!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE GAY!

ROD
AAAH!

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