There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do with a B.A. in English? (Reprise)
Kate Monster: The Monsterssori School...I don t even know where to start!
Christmas Eve: Do you know who get idea and collect All the money and buy building for you?
Kate Monster: Was it you?
Christmas Eve: No. It Princeton.
Kate Monster: Princeton? For me?
Princeton: You said you couldn t make your dreams come True by yourself, so I shot for the stars.
You ve gotta go after the things you want While you re still in your prime.
Kate Monster: There s a fine, fine line Between love...
Thank you Princeton.
Princeton: So will you take me back, Kate?
Kate Monster: I ll be so busy now, with all of the contractors And inspections and hiring teachers and choosing textbooks...
Princeton: Well, I could help you.
Kate Monster: Can we take it one day at a time?
Newcomer: What do you do With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign! Oh, my God! You re Gary Coleman!
Gary Coleman: Yes, I am!
Newcomer: Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
Gary Coleman: I am the super.
Newcomer: Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Gary Coleman: Oh, sure!
Princeton: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, that s it!
Kate Monster: What?
Princeton: My PURPOSE! Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new and not knowing anything! He has no idea what he s in for! He thinks the hard part s over, but it s not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe my purpose is to take everything I m learning and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Brian: Are you high?
Newcomer: And I m not some young kid who doesn t know anything. Fuck you!