If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there Wouldn't that be fabulous. If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it. Mmm. If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000 I'd be rich.