Lately I’ve been really stressed out I have done many dumb things Like leaving a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink And walking round naked while photographers snapped pics of my peen Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage Source: LYBIO.net
My manager told me to make a song to apologize He told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize Then he said to look at the camera and made sad puppy dog eyes Cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me
When I publicly say I’m sorry Everyone will instantly forgive me And once they do that I can get away with anything So once I’ve said I’m sorry, I did bad I can go back to being a douchebag
Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… I’m sorry… Yeah… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Sorry… Yeah… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Sorry… I can act like a total piece of shit As long as I say I’m sorry for it Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Oh…. oh… oh… oh…. oh… Sorry…
I could seduce a hot mom and talk her into intercourse Tell her to leave her husband for me and cause her to get divorced [Instructions For Starting your Divorce, Legal Separation or Nullity] Then when I bail it’s ok as long as I express remorse I’ve forgiven for ruining her family
Eh…
I could punch a bum in the tummy And I could eat your food if it’s yummy Wow these fries are good