Joker: God Damn the Batman! And god damn, all his god damn wonderful toys! Where does he get 'em boys? Where does he get 'em?
An just what have I gotta do, for one sweet little victory, eh? Just one sweet, miserable little victory, for good ol', little ol', Joker.
God damn the Batman! How he tortures me in so many ways, so many hours, and so many days...
Well fuck him, and fuck this city! Look at it! A cesspit of the filthiest filth, and the darkest of darks, the blackest of blacks and the greyest of greys...oh god, a city of black & grey. I'm so sick of black & grey! Who would have thought it was Christmas?
Ah yes, Christmas, I almost forgot. It's Christmas boys, I almost forgot. But I'm so sick of black & grey. I need to colourize this city...it's Christmas after all...what can I do, what CAN I do?
Yes! I have it boys, I bloody well have it...oooooh does anybody ever dream like this anymore? Gather round boys, I have it...now listen...LISTEN!
(Sung)
I'll decorate this city, in ribbons of blood On ev'ry single avenue, in ev'ry darkened street I'll decorate this city, in ribbons of blood With ev'ry beating heart I pull, from ev'ry soul I meet
'Cos killing is my business, and business is good I'll hunt 'em all down, in ev'ry damn neighbourhood
So Merry Christmas Gotham City, hope you like what I do! Merry Christmas Gotham, it's my one gift to you! Merry Christmas, Gotham City, hope you drown in my flood! As I decorate this city, in ribbons, ribbons of blood!
I'll decorate this city, in ribbons of blood I'll butcher ev'rything that moves, an feast on ev'ry yell I'll decorate this city, in ribbons of blood Just watch the gore-fest I create, a nightmare worse than hell
'Cos killing is my business, it gives me such a thrill A never-ending orgasm, I savour ev'ry kill
So Merry Christmas Gotham City, hope you like what I do! Merry Christmas Gotham, it's my one gift to you! Merry Christmas, Gotham City, hope you drown in my flood! As I decorate this city, in ribbons, ribbons of blood!
Kill 'em all, kill 'em all, amputate, disembowel Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all, slice 'n' dice, hear them howl Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all, kill them all!
Amputate...(Gooood) Disembowel...(That's right) Slice 'n' dice...(So naughty, but nice) Hear them howl...Hear them howl...(Yes boys, I love it!)
Killing is my business, an tonight I'll play my games, I've got a cemetery of tombstones, and they're waiting for your names
So Merry Christmas Gotham City, hope you like what I do! Merry Christmas Gotham, it's my one gift to you! Merry Christmas, Gotham City, hope you drown in my flood! As I decorate, this city, in ribbons As I decorate, this city, in ribbons As I decorate, this city, in ribbons... In ribbons, in ribbons, in ribbons In ribbons, in ribbons, in ribbons, in ribbons...
(Spoken)
Oooooh...Does anybody ever dream like this anymore
(Sung)
Ribbons of blood
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way We'll slice 'n' dice, they'll run like mice, The Joker loves to play, oh...