BENTFRAME COMEDY - STAR WARZ GANGSTA RAP # 2 (Ben | Текст песни

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[Admiral]
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp
It seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
And I have no experience with this type of shit
Who should I call for help?

[Vader]
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

[Palpatine]
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Roll up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels cause their skills ain't shit!

[Vader]
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zag stay lit!

[Yoda]
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene
900 year fiend
Smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor

[Lando]
Aw, you're just jealous cause my black dick's thicker

[Chewbacca]
*Wookie yell*

[Lando]
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie
Last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me

[Luke]
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister

[Ben Kenobi]
Luke! Use the force
Before intercourse
But Luke, don't forget!
Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

[Luke]
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
[Vader]
No one brings it worse to this fucking universe

(Rebels!)
[Luke]
You know we'll fucking win, cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
[Palpatine]
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
[Yoda]
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

[Han Solo]
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

[C3PO]
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
*R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

[Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!Explain

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