It's very ordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife Girls, we make it necessary For the secretary to put A little joy in his life
She takes the time to listen To what he has to say While all you do is nag him A thousand times a day
Her hair is always pretty And her clothes are always stylish But you greet him with Your hair in rollers and That's outdated and so childish
Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary To take a man away from his wife We make it necessary For the secretary to put A little joy in his life
Are you there when he needs you Are your favors less then cute And when he tries to love you Do you find something else to do
Now the ordinary girl May not wear pearls Or diamonds on each hand Oh, but like the secretary, woo She knows how to please her man
Oh, it's not extraordinary For the secretary To take a man away from his wife You see, we make it necessary For the secretary to put A little joy in his life, hey, hey
You see, life's a bowl of cherries For all the secretaries, hey, hey
Oh, it's very ordinary It's not extraordinary Girls, don't be contrary Or you'll make it necessary
'Cause life can be so merry Just like the secretary