On the first day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me A song for the Christmas EP On the second day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me Two broken femurs And a song for the Christmas EP On the twelth day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me Tweleve ringside tickets Eleven books of physics Ten juicy corn dogs Nine lucky combs Eight woolen beanies Seven sweater vests Six hockey helmets Five reusable bonds with a compound interest rate of three percent acuity monthly What? You gotta make your money work for you Ohhh... Four comfy PJ's Three canned hams Two broken femurs And a song for the Christmas EP(2x)