Jersey in my rearview is always a bitter sweet sight 20 hour drive with eight and the gear is packed tight And now the neighbors are complaining That everyone's singing The cops are shutting down the show Last song is here but no one wants to go Not 'til it's done What? That's bullshit You got nothing better to do than to break up our fun? Shut the fucking place down!
Smashers on the box, cheap drinks, and we're feeling alright A mystic isle welcoming toast tonight Take two and pass it Everyone's dancing Bartender's turning off the sound That means last call is here so drink 'em down And everyone out! What? That's Bullshit It's not even 1:59 Dirty just bought a round Shut the fucking place down!
Designated drunk just fell flat on his face We're not moving Supposed to leave at midnight now it's past eight Now we're fucking late! So everyone in! What? That's bullshit! Get back in the van just do it all again But now it's fucking broken