Saturday night and you're still hangin' around You're tired of livin' in your one-horse town You'd like to find a little hole in the ground For a while
So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens It's like some pornographic magazine And you smile
Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
Your sister's gone out. She's on a date And you just sit at home and masturbate Your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait For that call
So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes Ahh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose After all
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Oh yeah...
So you decide to take a holiday You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet Ah, there ain't no place to go anyway What for?
So you got everything, aw but nothing's cool They just found your father in the swimming pool And you guess you won't be going back to school Anymore.
But Captain Jack can get you high tonight And take you to your special island Aw Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Ooh yeah...
So you play your albums, and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh but still you're aching for the things you haven't got What went wrong?
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well you're 21 and still your mother makes your bed And that's too long
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Well now Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
Oh Captain Jack will get you high tonight Take you to your special island Well now Captain Jack will make you high tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
Yeah Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will make you high tonight Well now Captain Jack will make you high tonight