Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about
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Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch, You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered, Like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola Stock you are inclined to make me rise An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
(Do it now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five, You sunk my battle ship please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" You'll love it just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggie style So we can both watch X-Files
(Do it now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)