BriBry, Patty Walters, VeeOneEye - 99 FRIENDS | Текст песни

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• BriBry, Patty Walters, VeeOneEye
• 99 FRIENDS

If you don’t like Christmas I feel bad for you son
Cuz I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one
Yeah, bitch!

99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.
Yeah.
99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.

Got my woolly socks and my selection box,
Some milk and cookies for when Santa knocks.
No I’m not religious, there be no star on my tree,
Just a naked picture of Miley Cyrus and me.

We got our Christmas jumpers and our jingle bells,
We’re no Tom Daley but we’re looking well
If you don’t like Christmas I feel bad for you son
Cuz I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one
Yeah, bitch!

99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.
Yeah.
I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one

You should see me Christmas Shopping, I go off the rails,
I’ll only get you your gift when it goes on sale.
Got some crocs for my daddy ‘cuz they look so fit,
And some perfume for my mother ‘cuz she smells like shit.

[Patty]
This is a gift wrap, this is a gift wrap,
I’m American! And this is a gift wrap.
iPhone 5? Don’t tell me that you want that.
Be with family or you get a bitch slap

Merry Christmas YouTube!

Happy New Year too.
Don’t be naughty or I’ll piss on you!
If you don’t like Christmas I feel bad for you son
Cuz I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one
Yeah, bitch!

[Bri]
99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.
I’ve got lots of friends…

[Jason]
Silent night… holy night…
All is calm, all is bright.
Round yon viiiiir

[Bri]
YEAH, BITCH.
I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.
Yeah.
I got 99 friends…
YEAH BITCH!
I got 99 friends and a Grinch ain’t one.